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let's do this

RED LINE -

Naezono (NaegixMaizono): Do I even have to explain this one? It's my DR OTP and it was painfully obvious that Naegi loved Maizono. Her feelings towards him appeared to be bordering on friendly or more, so it's very possible that she loved him back. haha naegiri and naegami are weak as hell this ship is where the real pain is at

Toukazuichi (FukawaxSouda): I blame Tumblr, alright? All I can imagine is these two realizing that they don't have to follow around blond kids like lost puppies in order to feel happy. Don't even get me started on how I think this couple would happen because I won't shut up.

Celesgiri (CelesxKirigiri): Once again, I blame Tumblr. I honestly think that they'd mix well. One reason I don't ship Celes with a lot of people is that she needs someone who's smart or else she'd end up being manipulative. Someone like Kirigiri is smart enough to go "celes no" and actually have a healthy relationship with her.

Soapies (SaionjixKoizumi): Lesssbiansssssss. No but seriously this ship is a lot better than Ishimondo even if you consider the two ships to be parallels. Tbh how can you turn down a lesbian ship where the two characters have some sort of canonical affections towards each other.

Nanamiki (NanamixTsumiki): You know what? I don't know how or why I started shipping this. It just sorta happened.

PINK LINE -

Naehiro (NaegixChihiro): This is another ship where I just don't know how it happened. All I know is that I scrolled through the entire Naehiro tag at one in the morning. Scrolling through a tag at 1 AM does something to a person.

Kuzupeko (KuzuryuuxPeko): At first I didn't ship it but then I watched the second trial again and...yeah. There was crying involved.

PURPLE LINE -

Celesjunko (CelesxJunko): I blame this on the RP group I'm in. I RP Celes, and our Junko and I ended up shipping it. This ship is only non-despair tho bcause pre-despair and in-despair Junko does not deserve anyone because she's a terrible person.

Mukurmiki (MukuroxTsumiki): Okay. I don't know how this ship happened and I don't want to know. It just sorta happened. They can work together to avoid Junko at all costs.

Sakuraoi (SakuraxAsahina): Don't ship it a lot but..

Naekawa (NaegixFukawa): See above.

Akaneko (AkanexNidai): Once again, see above.

Sondam (SoniaxGundam): Cutie babes!!!

YELLOW LINE -

Ibutsunami - HELL YEA HELL FUCKIN YEA

LIGHT BLUE LINE -

Naewata - I can totally see them as best friends. Leon he stole ur girl

GREEN LINE -

Komahina (KomaedaxHinata): I just don't care about this ship and you can't make me care about it.

Naegami (NaegixTogami): Eh.

Naegiri (NaegixKirigiri): Hm.

Ishimondo (IshimaruxMondo): Used to ship it a lot but not anymore. Soapies >>>>>>>> Ishimondo

Soudam (SoudaxGundam): I know that some people ship it but I??? just don't care about it???

DARK BLUE LINE -

Celesmada (CelesxYamada): Do you really think this would be healthy? Knowing Celes, she could and would take advantage of someone not as intelligent as her.

Sounia (SoudaxSonia): The way Souda treats Sonia in canon is absolutely disgusting b y e

BLACK LINE (beware: Do not read ahead if you like the ships on these meme that I gave a black line because holy shit I //hate// them)

Tsujunko (TsumikixJunko): I'm sorry, did you pay any attention to how Junko treated people? Did you pay any attention to how Tsumiki was a sweet person until Junko turned her to despair? Did you pay any attention to the fact that any relationship Junko has before or during despair would be sickeningly unhealthy? Apparently the shippers of this didn't.

Togafuka (TogamixFukawa): No! No, no, no! Were you paying ANY attention?! Not only did Fukawa stalk Togami, Togami abused Fukawa! For fuck's sake, he drove her to having a panic attack and fainting during the second trial!

Togashou (TogamixShou): Coulda just lumped this in with Togafuka, but I didn't. This stays on the fact that Togami is being stalked and harassed. Plus, a relationship with Shou means a relationship with Fukawa, considering they're kinda the same person. Speaking of Fukawa and Shou basically being the same person,

Selfdenialshipping (FukawaxShou): Two questions. WHY? HOW? Seriously though, how this would work being put aside, why the hell are people only shipping Fukawa with people who would cause harm to her?!

And finally, the GRAND FINALE (seriously tho I am begging you if you are easily offended and ship the ship I'm going to be talking about below, do //not// read on)

Despaircest (JunkoxMukuro): Where do I start? Where the FUCK do I start when talking about this MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A SHIP?! There are a large number of things wrong with it, so let's go down the list!

1. It's incest. Incest is fucking disgusting.
2. Junko didn't care about Mukuro in the slightest
3. Junko slaughtered Mukuro because she was 'bored of her' and for the sake of despair.
3.5. Speaking of 'for the sake of despair', remember how Junko has a despair fetish? Junko also points out that Mukuro's death was very despair-inducing. Piece that one together yourself, friend.
4. Junko abused and manipulated Mukuro, not to mention pretty much insulted her by not even bothering to redress her into different clothes instead of leaving her in the disguise (note that Junko apparently has absolutely no problem with undressing and redressing people, according to canon).
5. Please look at these: 31.media.tumblr.com/b511f9f34f… (wow Junko that's not creepy and possessive or anything)  31.media.tumblr.com/4f78e61264…; 31.media.tumblr.com/96347f38b8…; 31.media.tumblr.com/3bd1516d93…

hmm yea we're done here

original meme is by Amanda2029